Thread: When Possums Attack

pack a mini12g next time -If the hairy arsey aussie crim decides to break in -you know the rest .
speaking of which -as kids on the coast we always had huts up the bush .we had an old oatsack hammock in hours .camping out in our hut one night yup we had that visitor who proceeded to piss and bark at all and sundry -mate burnt my arse (through the hammock as he chased the focker round the hut with a lighted candle and big heay old frypan)
In a very sweeping forehand (ala Ste phi graf in her prime at wimbledon)he clean bowled the bastard into a big rimu tree.dunno if that or the subsequent frypan tenderising killed it ,either way buggered the skin completely.
my uncle shot one in the washhouse at our old family home in moana -12"range -both barrells -jacko lost the plot and his head from shoulders up.!short sharp effective behavioural remedies that!