Thread: Patternmaster, cure for cancer?

I went out with a fulla one time, on our walk down the track he was telling me all about his .303 an how he cranks it out at the range and shoots beer cans at 100m blah blah fair enough I thought.

We had a bot of an unsuccessfull jaunt around the scrub an on our way back out he excitedly pointed out a big buck wallaby sitting at about 15m just looking at us "this ones yours mate" i said, he goes "oh na dunno if Id get that from here"

So I shot the wallaby, then stuck my thumb into my action to close on an empty chamber an he goes "what did you do there?" I explained thats how I like to carry it cause its safe and keeps shit out an he goes "na mine doesnt do that" "umm yip pretty sure it does mate" "na na it doesnt" "pass it here" I say so he hands it over and I proceed to demonstrate much to his amazement. First and last time in the bush with that chap.