Thread: Police at it again

Originally Posted by ChrisF

Unrelated , BUT .

My farmer mate , gets stopped outside his house in town at 0430 hrs , on his way to his farm , ask for licence , hasnt got it on him , so go back into house & gets it , they look at it , run it thru the computer , IT tells them he has NO licence due to the fact he is DEAD .
My mate says he is plainly NOT dead , and says he will get his passport to prove he is who he says he is , they look at it & say he has NO car licence according to the Police computer , and as such if they catch him driving , they will arrest him .
They have already taken his keys off him , there is now 2 cop cars & 4 cops stopping him from going to work on his farm .
My mates getting very annoyed , and has no more time to waste with them , so just gets his wife to drive him to the farm .
This is on the weekend , so when he gets back later in the day , he calls his lawyer for advice , has her do a letter to Police advising IF he gets arrested , he will be taking legal action against them , because he is NOT Dead , and thats the reason his licence has been revoked , it would seem logical and self evident at this stage , that by being alive & talking to them he is NOT dead , you would think right , NO .
They will still arrest him if they catch him , because has No car licence due to him being DEAD , he gets another lift to work , its still weekend .
Lawyer gos to see Police on Monday to sort it out .

Now , mate as good as I am , I could not dream that sh&^ up , thats another level of craziness right there .

This shows a level of arrogance , illogical & studipness that is staggering , I still cannot believe it .

But again and sadly I do

I had a young copper inspect my endorsed firearms get all snotty cause I had not welded or chemset the bolts holding the safe to the floor. Was all set to seize my stuff and muttering I should have known better etc etc till II suggested it might not matter considering in order to unbolt the bolts they would have had to open the safe to access them..............or did he think the crims might want to steal my safe too.
FFS