No walking necessary mate.
You could have tried from your bed - page a nurse, have them bring the preggers Moms to visit you. Simply have a commode chair by your bed for them as they sit to talk to you. Multi-tasking. Very liberated. The moms I'm sure would appreciate your sensitivity and kindness - you gain a multi-scented jacket.
You may end up with enough to sell to either your friendly chinese herbalist or other hunters sucked in by the scent-story!
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