Thread: Moose

Apparently one of the cows in the coast liberation took a shine to an unsuspecting prospector .the first he knew was when the tent flap flew open and "hello big boy".Unable to get her out of the love nest ,he took refuge in a large nearby tree until some locals arrived and removed the lovelorn animal returning it to its proper location .
Not untypical apparently because a lot of that group particularly cows periodically showed up on local farms or as one bright individual did ,taking up residence on a main road .the bulls -a lot more solitary apparently one even being sighted at the base of the browning pass (coast side ).this lasted from 1900 -1912 although there are reports of at least one supposed sighting after this . interesting all the same. If your lady love has a large probiscus ,long eyelashes and sharp hooves Id be discretely checking her out and planning a rapid exit!
furthermore if she starts a continuopus low level mewing /grunting in the fartsack ,run like hell and lock yaself in ya man cave cause to stay would see things happen even a hardened waikato drinker would choke over!you have been warned!!!