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    MY FREND ABE

    MY NAME IS CHIRS

    ONE DAY MY FREND AND ME WENT FOR A DEAR HUNT. IT WAS FUN

    A DEAR JUMPD OUT AND I SMOKED IT WITH MY LATEE GUN. ABE TOLD ME THAT IT WAS A NICE DEER

    THEN WE WENT HOME IN THE DARK I HOP ONE DAY MY FREND ABE CAN COME SHOOT MY DEAR AT MY HOSE.

    MY MUMMY DIDNT HLDPED ME WITH THIS.

    LOVE.

    CHRIS.

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    Classic.
    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
    What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
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    "Hunting and fishing" fucking over licenced firearms owners since ages ago.

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    Nice work Chris.
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    Who's the "dickhead" holding the deer?
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    Nice penis! Good hunting!
    Boom, cough,cough,cough

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    I thought you said it would be impossible Moronge? I spose being a wee knobby, it ran you's around a bit.
    Last edited by R93; 17-11-2013 at 08:26 PM.
    Do what ya want! Ya will anyway.

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    Hey that's no way to treat a Latte Rifle
    Boom, cough,cough,cough

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    Awesome report Chris.

    You must be very proud of your Hunting skills and your excellent Penmanship too.

    I'd be a bit worried about your dick turning green though.

    But don't worry about it too much as it'll probably drop off soon.

    Cheers
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    And thats pretty much what id imagined Abes friends to be like
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    and the guidance of wise men” Sir Douglas Bader.

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    ITS CHRIS AGEN THANK U AL FOR BE ENG MY FRENDS TO IF U LIKE TO SMOKE DEARS WE CAN SUMTIM

    IT WAS MY SECUND DEAR THIS YEAR BUT THE OTHA ONE WAS THE SIZE OF ADUMS BIG TUMMY AND SMELD THA SAME

    LOVE ALL MY FRENDS U GUAYS

    CHRIS

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    EXEPT SNEEZE U AR LIKE A HOT GAS TORCH IN A STUPID GARAG

    NO DEARS FOR ME AND YOU ILL TELL YOU ON MY MUMMY

    SAD CHRIS

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    You never told them the best bit wee Chris, you fucked off south in went north haha

    And I come home with nothing. . . . . River was way to high for this turkey to swim for stupid red skin.

    It's your turn next Dave, he's over this week lol ill send him around?

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    Quote Originally Posted by tui_man2 View Post
    It's your turn next Dave, he's over this week lol ill send him around?

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    Bugger, I am not home for another couple weeks. That makes it Adams turn
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