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    Quote Originally Posted by Barefoot View Post
    Will saturday week suit the 2 of you?
    Question:

    Mmmm does the Pope like little boys?

    Does a Bear shit in the woods?

    Do I like Blonde Swiss Swimsuit models?

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    Yes.
    Yes.
    Yes.

    Yip Im available Saturday Week.!!

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    Sorry I'm scoring that list as No (current pope specific), Yes, Yes.
    So I pose you a simple question:- If a bear shits in the woods and there is no one to smell it, did it really happen?

    I suggest you and Rushy start praying for fine(ish) non windy weather

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    If a bear shit in the woods and it had been eating goats then i reckon its crap smells regardless of whether there was anyone there to take a sniff. I will leave the praying to the Mohican
    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
    What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rushy View Post
    If a bear shit in the woods and it had been eating goats then i reckon its crap smells regardless of whether there was anyone there to take a sniff. I will leave the praying to the Mohican
    Sorry, we dont pray but I can do a rain dance.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mohawk660 View Post
    Sorry, we dont pray but I can do a rain dance.....
    Do you know the anti rain dance? Do it if you do.
    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
    What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
    Rule 1: Treat every firearm as loaded
    Rule 2: Always point firearms in a safe direction
    Rule 3: Load a firearm only when ready to fire
    Rule 4: Identify your target beyond all doubt
    Rule 5: Check your firing zone
    Rule 6: Store firearms and ammunition safely
    Rule 7: Avoid alcohol and drugs when handling firearms

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mohawk660 View Post
    Sorry, we dont pray but I can do a rain dance.....
    But you can still prey.

    Good work guys. Cant wait to get after some myself soon.
    There are only three types of people in this world. Those that can count, and those that can't!

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    Quote Originally Posted by gadgetman View Post
    But you can still prey
    Very clever GM
    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
    What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
    Rule 1: Treat every firearm as loaded
    Rule 2: Always point firearms in a safe direction
    Rule 3: Load a firearm only when ready to fire
    Rule 4: Identify your target beyond all doubt
    Rule 5: Check your firing zone
    Rule 6: Store firearms and ammunition safely
    Rule 7: Avoid alcohol and drugs when handling firearms

 

 

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