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    Read the title, then the naked dance and thought what is this navy boy up too.
    No cramp this time mate.
    Good read well done fellas.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shootm View Post
    Read the title, then the naked dance and thought what is this navy boy up too.
    No cramp this time mate.
    Good read well done fellas.
    The 7ltrs i was carrying was all crampspray thought i better stock up after his last attempt

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    On ya Dorkus. Repeat after me. "Brads will take the piss out of a dead dingo's donger". You should have checked your pack when it felt heavy.
    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
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    I think i speak for the vast majority of the forum; when i say you went a little light on details of the dance. I would of expected the ratio be dance 1500 word hunt 100 words, not vice versa. awesome read though guys. 199P would have carried that much water to sell it to off.

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    You have great story telling skills there dorkus. Very entertaining reading. Character building trip for sure.
    Cheers for posting.

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    Awesome way of writing, loved it. Anyone else see the MOA in the first picture in the second picture post? One with 2 blokes and a dog crossing the river

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    Great yarn dude.

    Usually I would call bullshit on that much cheese and salami but knowing brads I'd say that was a conservative estimate on what was in that cascade of his. Last time I put on a few kgs from all the venison salami and double cream camembert.

    I'll be reading this again to my daughter tonight for her bedtime story
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    Quote Originally Posted by 223nut View Post
    Awesome way of writing, loved it. Anyone else see the MOA in the first picture in the second picture post? One with 2 blokes and a dog crossing the river
    Haha center of river at the back?

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    Mean trip boys, gonna have to keep climbing those little Ruahine hills with rocks in your pack if you wanna crack at a chamois, they live up real hills...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan_Songhurst View Post
    Mean trip boys, gonna have to keep climbing those little Ruahine hills with rocks in your pack if you wanna crack at a chamois, they live up real hills...
    Is that why you take the chopper?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gibo View Post
    Is that why you take the chopper?
    Farmers don't get older, they get smarter
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    Why are you still farming then?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gibo View Post
    Why are you still farming then?
    reminds of a joke back the Golden Kiwi lottery days (60K top prize 4mem)
    Farmer was asked by TV reporter "and what will you do with all that money if you win" farmer replies "just carry on farming until its all gone"
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    So Dorkus - please don't tell me you wrote "all that" on a Galaxy S7

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarvo View Post
    So Dorkus - please don't tell me you wrote "all that" on a Galaxy S7
    haha. Nah, wrote it on the computer and emailed it to myself. Photo's are all on the phone and easier to upload using tapatalk
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