Thread: Brace Yourself

well id seen a few pheasants crossing the river, when I seen that one coming straight at me I thought it was a duck spilled my coffe on my lap and just clipped him in time took a while to catch up to him with the dog the goose I seen from a long way out thought it was a parry and gave a blast on the call my fat brother was in the back of the mai mai on his phone and said can ya see some I said nah its just a seagull blew my cover when I started to laugh while reaching for the gun poor goose went down in a hail of steel and laughter, cop a lot of flack for standing there constantly watching the horizon but it pays off every few years