Thread: Dundee...how many more days to go....

Originally Posted by EeeBees

49 days to go...

Sorry EeeBees got some Bad News.

Just received written notice from the Ducks Union Organiser, Duck Shooting will be neigh on impossible this year due to the notice of impending strike action.

Seems the Ducks have organised themselves this year with what looks like a very militant element amongst them.

They have listed several grievances they want sorted out, including steel shot in sub gauges and limited magazine capacity amongst others, and have voted in a series of shed meetings in favour of a "No Fly Ban" by all union members for the duration of the season.

Obviously this No Fly Ban is going to seriously impinge on a Hunters ability to shoot them out of the sky.

I blame those bloody shit stirring Mallards myself.

Someone ought to sort them out, preferably with a 12ga and destroy the evidence with the help of several friends a Roasting Dish and some Cranberry or Orange sauce .

What makes this even worse is those Bloody Greens are now proposing to give all living things in NZ "Personhood Status".

This could result in Murder charges being laid for anyone shooting a Duck or Roasting Potatoes with it.

Of course you realise that consuming said Duck and Roasted Potatoes will also result in Cannibalism Charges being laid as well.



Only 48 days to go......



Cheers
Pete