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    Embarrassed by a forum member

    Here we were the night before duckshooting, a couple of beers with tea at the pub then home.

    A certain Tekapo forum member was the driver, was doing well until.......
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    He braked for a possum.
    Here we are out with some keen hunters and he embarrasses me like that. Braking for a fucking treebear.
    The rest are asking some hard questions of me. How the fuck am I meant to answer that one?

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    wtf ????? disown that member.....
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    Big possums down south, maybe he just wanted to aid damage to the shiny vehicle
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    I dont swerve to hit and I dont swerve to miss, gave the missus a serve one night after she swerved to avoid a possum and ended up with wheels on the verge

    I dont brake either, braking wastes fuel
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    "Hunting and fishing" fucking over licenced firearms owners since ages ago.

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    Quote Originally Posted by veitnamcam View Post
    I dont swerve to hit and I dont swerve to miss, gave the missus a serve one night after she swerved to avoid a possum and ended up with wheels on the verge

    I dont brake either, braking wastes fuel
    Your worried about Wasting fuel braking? You want to be more worried about the pedal on the right lol!!!
    65ltrs from grey to nelson!!!!

    Yiur driving scares me lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by baldbob View Post
    Your worried about Wasting fuel braking? You want to be more worried about the pedal on the right lol!!!
    65ltrs from grey to nelson!!!!

    Yiur driving scares me lol
    Yep if you push that one in the middle it means you have to push the one on the right hard down to get back up to speed!
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    "Hunting and fishing" fucking over licenced firearms owners since ages ago.

    308Win One chambering to rule them all.

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    ran over one with the quad , stopped and backed over him in reverse then booted it under the jaw which sent it flying about 6 feet, friggen coon`s

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    It's OK. I brake for rabbits, but only so I can line them up with the scope.

    I managed to get from Maruia to Hoki on less than 8l late one night on a holiday weekend. All I had after a mate borrowed the van to go fishing. Amazing how far you can go when there are no other options than a very light foot and keep the speed down, ... way down.
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    Whens that?

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    I would have said "you just better sit and THINK about what you've just DONE!!!"


    Very un-kiwi....Tut Tut...

    My Dad once nearly rolled the family 4x4 trying to kill a mynah bird - whilst driving us to church at Christmas time. THAT is a man who knows His priorities!
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    I flattened a big rat a couple of weeks ago driving country road on evening, with my 6 year old daughter . She made me stop so she could see the road kill and then wanted too take photo wtf ! Was good skills to get him , got to love vans, no bonnets you no exactly where front wheel is .
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    What is the world coming to...he should get thirty lashes at dawn!!!
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    I agree EB, or at least buy an expensive bottle of the nice amber liquid.
    Shameful.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tussock View Post
    It will be that Headcase. Hes a lost hippy I reckon.
    Take him some lentils and mung beans next time you see him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by veitnamcam View Post
    I dont brake either, braking wastes fuel
    And causes tyre wear
    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
    What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
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    Rule 7: Avoid alcohol and drugs when handling firearms

 

 

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