Thread: My heart lit up when I espied...

Originally Posted by Dundee

Cool to see so many gamebirds surviving the onslaught from the pests. Have just set a cage trap in the back haybarn with a trout frame too catch a cat.Its mousing days are over and it is too close to the ponds.

sir i take it from that that said felines mortal carcasse may be recycled as a gift to edward the eeel,for ignoring mumma duck&her ducklings. good sir a decent feed of pussy is a treat no man can put aside!
also good sir ,in reference to my recent awol discussion it may well be your whole bloody family need to go awol and come down here judging by a very excited goose recce report from one of my favourite lake spots tonight.
"shit a brick im bein overrun by the bloody things."
fear not good sir a 12g barrage worthy of Field Marshal Bernard Montgomeries 8th army at El Alamein will hit the airwaves in dawns light as we repel the feathered honkin shitters . twill be goose breasts all rouns if we get our way-more than youd ever see in a bra factory,and twice as plump!!
I must bid you adeiu and gird for battle!!-burp as another beer bites the dust.: