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Thread: Boatramp Etiquette

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    Boatramp Etiquette

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    hand me a shovel, Nelson boat ramp is oversupplied
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    I posted this up couple years back, oh the times, I wish I could take a shovel to sum bone head, good for a laugh.

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    They missed The big fat wanker that insists he take Two lanes in his rangerover /porshe crossover Just because he's an arsehole !
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    I have been sitting at the boat ramp to have my lunch for last few days. best 30mins of my day so far this week.
    All those with dogs waiting no longer fear death. Those with many dogs waiting even welcome it in it's time.

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    Spending the day repairing the Okataina one.
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    When on holiday My brother and I used to sit at the boat ramp....with score cards bloody funny mind you I could run a lot faster then

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    people that sit with their boat half in the water, turning over their engines for 10 minutes trying to get it to go is another one. start the bloody thing at home before you go!
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    Quote Originally Posted by silentscope View Post
    people that sit with their boat half in the water, turning over their engines for 10 minutes trying to get it to go is another one. start the bloody thing at home before you go!
    You got that one right only takes 5 minutes to put on muffs and hose, start and run for a couple of minutes. Now you know it is going to work at the ramp and everyone is happy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tussock View Post
    Bungs are even funnier. Where is all this water coming from? Then the mad scramble to get it back on the trailer.
    hahah there is a boat on Trademe that went half under water because of this

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    Geeze I've got a season pass for the Kinloch Marina like living in luxury ah the snob value is worth it!
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    fuk as a maritime officer i just love boat ramps, especially when alchool and male testotreme kicks in, or the occassioal bride doing backing praactice, man I have some stories
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