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    OK Dundee, here is what you tell PT to do. Cut down a big bushy piece of Manuka (as big as he can handle by himself). Cut up one of his plucked possums into thumb sized pieces and tie the pieces into the Manuka deep inside the bushy bits. Submerge the Manuka into your river at an easily accessible deep slow part one evening. The next day he should take the Manuka out of the river and put it onto a bank so that he can harvest all of the Koura and put them into a big bucket (he will need a big bucket as there will be shitloads of them).

    Let me know how he gets on.
    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
    What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rushy View Post
    OK Dundee, here is what you tell PT to do. Cut down a big bushy piece of Manuka (as big as he can handle by himself). Cut up one of his plucked possums into thumb sized pieces and tie the pieces into the Manuka deep inside the bushy bits. Submerge the Manuka into your river at an easily accessible deep slow part one evening. The next day he should take the Manuka out of the river and put it onto a bank so that he can harvest all of the Koura and put them into a big bucket (he will need a big bucket as there will be shitloads of them).

    Let me know how he gets on.
    You forgot the last part of the instructions Rushy....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gibo View Post
    You forgot the last part of the instructions Rushy....
    Oh ah yes ..... And then tell him to pack them in ice and send them up to me (and Gibo now... Er thanks Gibo)
    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
    What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
    Rule 1: Treat every firearm as loaded
    Rule 2: Always point firearms in a safe direction
    Rule 3: Load a firearm only when ready to fire
    Rule 4: Identify your target beyond all doubt
    Rule 5: Check your firing zone
    Rule 6: Store firearms and ammunition safely
    Rule 7: Avoid alcohol and drugs when handling firearms

 

 

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