I imagine if they opened a gym next to the wanker he'd complain too; "martial arts? Only idiots who think they are Rambo want to learn martial arts. Don't they know the Queen will protect them?!"
Or a car dealership "Volkswagen? those are fascist cars! I brought my kids here so they could frolic freely away from poor people, and not be corrupted by fascists!"
I imagine he takes issue with New Zealanders being able to fish in rivers without paying the land owner, and the fact we go duck shooting without getting dressed up in tweed or employing a butler to row onto the lake to pick them up.
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