If you think a couple of peas in your pie is bad , then you should try " mushy peas " in your pie .
When I first got here I thought I'd better do the whole " when in Rome " thing .
" Ya want peas with that Darling "
Trying not to stand out from the crowd
" Yeah OK love "
With huge amounts of enthusiasm I bit into the pie .
Words cannot explain the taste I was presented with .
Imagine something that you would find in a 3 week out babies nappy .
I'm now like the princess and the pea .
If there is one single pea in the whole pie , I will know its there and i will find it and leave it sitting lonesome and sad on the edge of the plate .
Ken
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