Thread: MAN FOOD

No Watties Dundee. That should be dripping in it

Yeah Rushy and it looks a bit crunchy

Double meat hash (chorizo/corned beef), with a side of corned beef and carrots cooked with corned beef. Meat sweats on!!

One wee problem. Not enough corned beef

Originally Posted by Toby

One wee problem. Not enough corned beef

Dont worry I went back for seconds, and have since sculled over 2l of water

I'd eat the bread

Haha you just don't like it coz I drowned it in BBQ sauce not tomato!

Originally Posted by big_foot

So as promised tonight's dinner was a culinary masterpeice. I've been considering the concept for sometime now and finally my imagination has materialised this...

The BREAKFAST PIE!!

Now I'm not talking cornflakes and coco pops, we've got bacon, sausages, eggs, mushrooms, potato and onion, with a fine flaky puff pastry subbing the toast.

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Last night I steamed bacon hock for a couple of hours till it flared out off the bone, cut her up into little chunks put i back in the pot with fresh water just to cover it(using the original juice would have ended up way to salty)

Fried up a pack of pork breakfast sausages, added to pot.

Fried onions in sausage fat till nice and brown, added to pot.

Fried mushrooms in butter,added to pot.

Simmered the brew down till she was nice and thick, added creamy mashed spuds from the night before (mashed spuds and onion in place of hash brown)

Left to cool, about 3pm today loaded her all into the pastry, an hour at 170c fan bake.

Final result was outa this world awsome, and plenty for lunch tomorrow

And yes I would have loved to use wild bacon an veny bangers but a mans gotta use what tools he has available.

p.s. for those who are wondering where to grilled tomatoes are I'm not into those on my breakfast and it would've pushed the vege count a bit high.

i likes ya style bigfoot-gonna give it a bloody try ,cause me thinks youre onto it squire.
Is it compulsory to have the DB sauce condiment ,or is that up to the taste buds.
how good is a gutsful if a mans contemplating askin the other half for a spot of lengthwise lambada or suchlike
would it sustain ya if she decides to give you the no knickers 100%no folds barred workout??
imean shed be a waste of good pie if you had to rise for a chunder in the middle of a frisky ride.

Originally Posted by kotuku

i likes ya style bigfoot-gonna give it a bloody try ,cause me thinks youre onto it squire.
Is it compulsory to have the DB sauce condiment ,or is that up to the taste buds.
how good is a gutsful if a mans contemplating askin the other half for a spot of lengthwise lambada or suchlike
would it sustain ya if she decides to give you the no knickers 100%no folds barred workout??
imean shed be a waste of good pie if you had to rise for a chunder in the middle of a frisky ride.

A true mans gut would never waste such fine cuisine, even in the act of servicing the good lady. Hey whats the old saying "the longer the the nail, the bigger the hammer"

Is deep fried bacon any good?

Originally Posted by Toby

Is deep fried bacon any good?

You know Toby that is something I've always wondered

I just done it after asking, and taste like kfc chicken to me with a bacony taste.

Originally Posted by Toby

I just done it after asking, and taste like kfc chicken to me with a bacony taste.

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Brilliant. Try putting some batter on it before you deep fry it next time.

Originally Posted by phillipgr

Brilliant. Try putting some batter on it before you deep fry it next time.

Yeah that crossed mind, will do it next time.