Thread: Venison heart recipe?

Best one I ever saw.


As part of animal deconstruction process. When you get to the part that has the heart remove heart then hold up in your strong arm.

Admire and say wow ..

(This is of course depending on whether you are a left hand drive or right hand drive model.)

Back up towards (but not too close) to a cliff or the deadliest drop off this side of the black swamp. Do not take that one backwards step too many !!

Throw heart backwards over dominant arm shoulder as hard as is humanly possible off cliff or deadly formidable drop off with eyes tightly closed whilst humming as loud as you possibly can
so you don't have a single hope in hell of knowing where it landed.

Finish cleaning animal and carry out then enjoy a well earned beer. (or two even)