Thread: Self isolation gun projects

Originally Posted by kotuku

now listen old chasp -ive a psycho babble solution to your problem .
take another gulp of scotlands finest
lean in close to the offending joint
and in remembrance of one of countrys finest men GeorgeJones
croon
"I FALL TO PIECES
AND I SUGGEST YOU FUCKING DO TOO

option two
If you know any old westcoast coal miners -
a suitably applied dollop of Nobels #5
lavishly wrapped about that reticent joint
and ignited once youre undercover in the dunny or outside
mat prove you wont take no for an answer

just sayin like

Option1 is the preferred choice and I have the required components in a wee selection oh Heeland malts.

Option 2 is tempting but a tad too close to my workshop, not to mention the judge next door!