Thread: Rules of installing a gun safe/rack

I knew a wise man who had a gunsafe behind his bedroom door, bolted to the (very crumbly) brick and plaster with the smallest rawlbolts you can imagine. He plastered the outside with firearms related stickers - mainly Colt and Smith and Wesson, so it was glaringly obvious as to what was inside.... Except that he had filled the safe with about 70kg of water pipe offcuts. His real safe was discreetly hidden elsewhere, disguised as an electrical breaker box. What burglar will notice that there are 2 in the house anyway?