It’s not the best fuck on the farm! That’s a cow, you shove it up there nose and their tongue comes out and licks your balls!
Liked On: 04-12-2021, 06:18 PM
Don’t want to get caught with a goat! A guy that lived across the road from the sawmill, got caught by his wife shagging it. She was a bit upset, she moved a bed and his belongings out on to an open...
Liked On: 04-12-2021, 05:15 PM
Well you could try my mates cure for crabs many years ago, he dropped his nuts into a can of petrol, got two results, no crabs and replacement skin to play with a few weeks later
Liked On: 25-11-2021, 10:07 AM
I watched it early one morning from a glass roofed gazebo I was sleeping in, freezing bloody cold, but worth it!
Liked On: 21-11-2021, 09:07 AM
My grand mother, born in 1900, saw Halley’s twice!!
Liked On: 20-11-2021, 06:27 PM
Sitting on the reef, watching the sharks and catching gurnard, sound like a previous life I had with a brother-in-law, many years ago. Or surfing in front of the store or the lagoon with the waves...
Liked On: 18-11-2021, 05:59 PM
She’s told me, when you die, I’m going to get a big skip and fill it with the junk in your shed! I said fine, you’ll dump about $100k! I think she’s going to get me son to sort!
Liked On: 17-11-2021, 08:26 PM
I’ll have a casket like a gun ship and take with me!! Seriously though, no one in my family has any interest in my firearms, none want to have a licence. There opportunity here for one of my grand...
Liked On: 17-11-2021, 08:24 PM
Bill999 I’ve purchased a Big Bertha unit, have test fired it without “ammo” am getting a reel wound with 40 lb braid, full tit range at 120 psi is about 300 metres using frozen bait package or same...
Liked On: 17-11-2021, 08:17 AM
Sitting on the reef, watching the sharks and catching gurnard, sound like a previous life I had with a brother-in-law, many years ago. Or surfing in front of the store or the lagoon with the waves...
Liked On: 16-11-2021, 09:29 PM
She’s told me, when you die, I’m going to get a big skip and fill it with the junk in your shed! I said fine, you’ll dump about $100k! I think she’s going to get me son to sort!
Liked On: 16-11-2021, 12:51 PM
I’ll have a casket like a gun ship and take with me!! Seriously though, no one in my family has any interest in my firearms, none want to have a licence. There opportunity here for one of my grand...
Liked On: 15-11-2021, 05:15 PM
I’ll have a casket like a gun ship and take with me!! Seriously though, no one in my family has any interest in my firearms, none want to have a licence. There opportunity here for one of my grand...
Liked On: 15-11-2021, 03:52 PM
I think I’ve worn out both my thighs:D
Liked On: 14-11-2021, 02:58 PM
I got an invite to check out a property in CNI. Guy has a “hut” on a piece of land he kept after selling the surrounding farmland. Unfortunately no photos as someone dropped my apple and it now...
Liked On: 12-11-2021, 12:03 PM