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There was a young girl from Maine
Who claimed she had a man on the brain
You could tell from the view, of the way her waist grew
It was not on her brain he had lain

I was taking a young girl out many years ago, and her old man out of the blue told me
" you don't look at the mantle piece when you stoking the fire"
Think he just wanted to see what colour my face...

One I remember from my apprenticeship days on the bog wall was
Be a man not a fool, pull the chain and not your tool!