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After that poor woman got shot in the campground whilst brushing her teeth by that pack of complete turds, I was walking down a track and a tramper put his hands up and said
"Don't shoot! I'm not a...

Walking out from Cone Hut in the Taherenikau Valley some smartarse and his wife coming down the hill says "Did you get anything?"
I say yes we're carrying it out
He says"can I have some back...