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Im building a man cave and will put a 200L drum next to the shackles bolted to the wall.... the drum is gonna have a full size sex lube label printed and glued on.

fill the safe with highly inappropriate sex toys and inflatable animals.
I bet there wont be much more than a quick glance, followed by an embarrassed retreat.

give em the option of a polite refusal and nothing else.
If we are expected to live to the letter of the law, THEN SO CAN THEY.

make an official complaint. it will at least make him do some annoying paper work.

Yup, i had the same thing. the guy who came to my place agreed that it was a waste of time. and they get paid something like $20 per visit, I wouldnt even start my car for that.

go buy a heap of imitation machine guns and sawn off shot guns and put them in your safe.