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I once saw that,it started with ..how it was an urban-myth, that the electricity travelled up yr urine...and he pissed all over himself too, I was drinking a beer at the time and nearly chocked...

The other day, my other-half said; why dont you sell your bikes, and buy more guns, they take up less room...

One large (dead) coal works well too, and a straw to blow and get it going,no paper,just a lighter

And in a pinch, you can light a fire with them