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Thread: Black Swan Shoot - Cambell Live 3/6/13

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    Quote Originally Posted by MassiveAttack View Post
    two of my best workers are guys from the UK, top blokes and great workers, the best is they know they are always on about "back ooam" and enjoy a bit of shit about it. If it was that good "back ooam" they wouldn't be here, Killing swans and all.
    A bloke at work married an english lass (in pomgolia). Twice now she has missed back ooam and the olds so bad that she has persuaded the family to move back to the motherland. On both occasions she realised that she didn't know how lucky she was and that she left behind paradise in the south pacific so they turned around and came back to NZ. Bloke at work recons it cost them about half the price of a house. Second time around they didn't even have time to unpack their container.[/QUOTE]

    should have left here back at the departure lounge in the uk second time around.
    steven and POME like this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neckshot View Post
    A bloke at work married an english lass (in pomgolia). Twice now she has missed back ooam and the olds so bad that she has persuaded the family to move back to the motherland. On both occasions she realised that she didn't know how lucky she was and that she left behind paradise in the south pacific so they turned around and came back to NZ. Bloke at work recons it cost them about half the price of a house. Second time around they didn't even have time to unpack their container.
    should have left here back at the departure lounge in the uk second time around.[/QUOTE]

    Woohoo moment neckshot she s a dud Moving right along ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Happy View Post
    should have left here back at the departure lounge in the uk second time around.
    Woohoo moment neckshot she s a dud Moving right along ...[/QUOTE]

    my fuckn quote bar is pissed at the mo. but yea mate wouldnt put up with that shit the first time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neckshot View Post
    Woohoo moment neckshot she s a dud Moving right along ...
    my fuckn quote bar is pissed at the mo. but yea mate wouldnt put up with that shit the first time.[/QUOTE]

    She must have put out easily is all I will say
    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rushy View Post
    my fuckn quote bar is pissed at the mo. but yea mate wouldnt put up with that shit the first time.
    She must have put out easily is all I will say[/QUOTE]

    an the rest rushy jesus that second return trip would have cost some filthy sex for a year........and some role play on fridays..........and im thinking out loud again

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neckshot View Post
    would have cost some filthy sex for a year........and some role play on fridays:
    And don't forget the head morning and night Neckshot
    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
    What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
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    Quote Originally Posted by JoshC View Post
    A whinging pom.................nooo surely not
    Hey Im a taffy, whinning pom is getting a bit close

    "I do not wish to be a pawn or canon fodder on the whims of MY Government"

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    I watched it, well some of it....I listened to a bit and decided the whinners I didnt need to hear any more of......anyway, rule 1) the media in all forms are usually a bunch of aholes and best walked away from without saying a word.
    "I do not wish to be a pawn or canon fodder on the whims of MY Government"

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    Quote Originally Posted by steven View Post
    Hey Im a taffy, whinning pom is getting a bit close

    Too right boyo you don't want to be grouped with that lot
    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
    What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maca49 View Post
    Now now whining poms wtf, if you watch the news you will soon realise there are very few real NZers in the country anymore, last night I commented that we had about 5 non NZers until we got an NZer, but I'm racist of course. The black swans on the Rotorua lakes should be culled, I cannot believe the shit they leave on the lake edge at the domain in Rotorua, the pollution of nutrients in the lake must be amazing
    I agree they are a pain in the arse seen a couple of fly rods snapped in two at the Hamurana stream mouth when the stupid things swallow a trout fly had to give an old guy down there a hand when he hooked one on his flyrod I had to catch the bloody thing so we could get the hook out of its mouth took up about half an hour of my fishing time doing so.
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