That dog of mine, there was a bird in the glasshouse this arvo, next thing I hear is breaking glass, he went straight through the lower pane, the top pane came down as well, smashed everywhere, blood everywhere.
Just picked him back up from the vet, $338.00 and some change later, he's stitched up, bandaged up, asleep, and I've got a glasshouse to fix.
Thats fucked his xmas holiday jaunts. And mine with him
ps, believe it or not he got the starling.