Thread: Cats?

Oh the old cat shit in your garden!
Easy fix!
Collect said cat shit and dump it on the cats lawn!
Done at night.
Cat no longer shits in my garden they always shit in the same place. Problem solved.
Pays not to get caught though, you need to dig a little scrape as well sort of make it look as though it's shat there.
Looks like it's working for me at the moment

Originally Posted by Sideshow

Oh the old cat shit in your garden!
Easy fix!
Collect said cat shit and dump it on the cats lawn!
Done at night.
Cat no longer shits in my garden they always shit in the same place. Problem solved.
Pays not to get caught though, you need to dig a little scrape as well sort of make it look as though it's shat there.
Looks like it's working for me at the moment

Not sure why you would be concerned about being caught.

A man in his mid 50's, who is a bit of a cat lover is busy working in his garden. Then he notices the little girl of the neighbours next door who is digging a hole in the middle of the lawn. At first he does not pay to much attention.1/2 h later he realises that the hole she is digging is quite large but says nothing. He just goes inside and have a cup of tea. When he has finished his tea, he goes back out and he sees the little girl who is back filling the hole she had dug out. Approaching the fence, he asks the little girl:
-hi. Why have you been digging a hole for?
-the girl replies: it is to bury my dead gold fish.
- the guy:but that is quite a large hole you dug for a small gold fish
- the girl ,as she just finished backfilling the hole: that is because my dead goldfish is inside your f..king Cat!!!

Originally Posted by MSL

Not sure why you would be concerned about being caught.

You haven't seen my neighbor wife
Also how you going to prove that the shit that your depositing back is from there cat, I'm not paying for the dan sample