Thread: Dundee Yards

Originally Posted by Max Headroom

Why him? who he?

Well Max, the choice of which religious representative to act as validator is simple really. We want Dundee to have a fair unweighted opportunity of success. If a Catholic Priest was selected this would be unfair to Dundee as the shot was from a prone position and having a Priest standing behind whilst lying prone would potentially affect Dundees concentration.
An Anglican Minister would be no good as he / she would want to be paid. The same goes for a Jewish Rabbi. A Methodist would only attend if Dundee was a non drinker. A Muslim Cleric would be concerned that the Hare was facing Mecca. A Seventh Day Adventist Minister might turn out to be vegetarian and not approve. A Lutheran would want a Hare to take home to eat on Boxing Day. The list goes on and in the end we are left with selecting a Stoic Presbyterian Minister who wont turn from duty.