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Thread: There's a Rat in my Kitchen What am I Gunna DO ?

  1. 19-06-2013, 05:05 PM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scouser View Post
    That'll be 'one in ten'........seano.......
    Nice one Scouser
    Cuts to 3rd Verse ....

    I`m the murderer and the victim
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  3. 19-06-2013, 07:37 PM #32
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    Does anyone squeal like a girl here then when the little or big buggers run at you? When I was around 10yrs old a mouse ran up inside the old mans trouser leg (probably after the cheese) he whipped then down fast, hell it was funny!!
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    jump in your car, go down the road and grab a few 1080 pellets from DOC. throw them all around your house and even in the water tank. this should get rid of your rodent problem pretty quick. it is a very safe substance to use, I know because I have seen DOC dump it in our waterways!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by roig View Post
    Does anyone squeal like a girl here then when the little or big buggers run at you? When I was around 10yrs old a mouse ran up inside the old mans trouser leg (probably after the cheese) he whipped then down fast, hell it was funny!!
    When my wife see's rats or mice she SCREAMS .. both my kids SCREAM !! I let out a little yelp .. then we all SCREAM FOR ICECREAM !!!
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    Well woke up this morning and this little gem was lying in the lounge floor ...... Im thinking to myself lucky it wasn't left on my pillow in my bed ....The Cats might be trying to tell me something ....... Name: rat head.jpg Views: 403 Size: 447.2 KB
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    Seems to me he lost his head over something...
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    Quote Originally Posted by EeeBees View Post
    Oooops, forgot kehabs....you could do at least four per skewer!!!!
    Washed down with some red red wine?
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