Thread: 2019 Hunting goals

Sika stag.

I am a noisy, smelly, panting, cursing, tangled up clodhopper in the bush. Deer here me coming from the adjacent island.

Oh, here comes Dave, they say, everyone, hang tight, carry on browsing, you’ve got 6 hours until he gets within a coo-ee of shot, he can’t see you, he can’t hear you, so spook at the last possible moment and frighten the bejeezus out of him, then bask gloriously in his bitter disappointment.

Better still, stroll out of the bush onto the track right in front of him, watch him fumble hilariously with his rifle which will get caught up on his backpack, then he’ll drop it, and just as he starts to line you up.... RUN LIKE THE WIND!

So, lot to improve on in 2019. A really decent Sika 8 pointer would be very very nice thank you.