hey all my good wife would like me to get the snip!:roll: has anyone here had it, and if so how did it go? I not to keen on anyone cutting anything down there, I have heard a few bad stories.
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hey all my good wife would like me to get the snip!:roll: has anyone here had it, and if so how did it go? I not to keen on anyone cutting anything down there, I have heard a few bad stories.
easy as -doesnt hurt -just dont go lifting anythink heavy for a few days-
Maybe in the wrong section? But yes. It all went fine (uncomfortable having your nads handled by another man and his assistant and I'm not even sure why she was in the room?) until he got out what I can best describe as a tig welder! Holly fuckballs!!! burning flesh with an electric ''arc'' sound and smoke coming out of places you don't want smoke coming out of!!! But all said and done, a little short term pain for long term gain.
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Na no problem,harden up man and just do it,your missus will love ya for it.Just don,t over do stuff for a couple of weeks afterwards.
Fuck yeah ill do it, you won't feel a thing, well you'll probably pass out after the first snip!
My son was telling me about his mate, had one on Friday, haha didn't earth him properly first cut, WACK, shock where it hurts most, re earthed second cut WACK same thing, he said never again, we had a good laugh.
I had one about 30 years ago, no prob just wore a jock strap for a couple of days, nurse removed the stitches with her teeth as a reward!
the hardening up bit is wot started it all!
Look at it this way, I was sold of when the doctor told me it would be better for my heart as I got older if I had one, worked so far
My wife insists I don't get a cut due to the latest link between the snip and prostate cancer.
I got a pass. No bugger is going near there with anything sharp!
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Clear on that front as well, I think it's a bit of bullshit, nearly every male will die with prostate cancer, but it won't be their cause of death, regular check ups no matter if you have had a snip or not, and if it needs to come out there just one thing you need to find. The best surgeon in NZ to do it. I think that guys in Tauranga at present and he does it laparoscopically. Get the wrong surgeon and shit I don't want to know
Pretty sure Neckshot is a stare after having all the boys.:D
yes that's right ......................after the job is done just have a bag of pee's to put on your deflated nut's and a dozen piss to drihk and youll be right as rain at work the next day mate.
Easier for you than ya bride. Do it, and no more worries
No problem at all. Nothing changes except you just become "all river, and no fish".
Truth is, sterilization is a big op for a women and nothing for a man. They have the babies and put up with a lot grief being a women. Its the least we can do.
I hear where your CUMMING from:D
worked for me. Swollen up like 2 purple tennis balls, kids jumped on my lap the next day. Had the op done 22nd Dec, so spent Christmas on the sofa. Dr said I had to make sure I had 12 weeks after op to clean out the tubes - then told the Mrs either she helped or left me to it. The look on her face was priceless.
With #2 rat on the way the wife was joking about this today
Well this will make you piss yourself boys.Its true you give a sample after 4 weeks or 12 weeks cant remember but I live in Dannevirke so we could send our sample's by Blood bank deliveries so they were 12pm and 4pm .So any way I had just had an op on my right thumb so had to do the bizo with my left wich was proving difficul,t on top of that it was ten to four and I was struggling to get the sample and it was about 30deg temp that day lloooll im laughing just writing this.Any way after a lot of sweat and swearing llllooolll omg I got there then bolted out the door running like a burglar to get the sample 5 mins down the road!!!!!!!...............I made it wheeeew the lady at the bank laughed her tits off asking why I was sweating so hard I told here id been running for an hr:ORLY:
Most of the comments have had me in fits of laughter, thankfully I am still only Young but have first due in 14 weeks
The boss got done and asked if it mattered if the sample was mixed with saliva.
One of his favorite lines when asked if it changed anything is "apparently it tastes sweeter do you want a taste?"
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Look it up. My wife is schooled on all that stuff. Chemist. I personally couldnt give a rats ass if its true or not. I am still a complete man:thumbsup:
Besides we have had 2 kids. I am pretty sure some unkown power in the universe will forbid us having anymore kids if the first 2 monsters are anything to go by.
fark sake:roll: Just checking............yep still here:D
Can't speak about the snip, no one is getting near my unmentionables with knife, however if the doctor utters the dreaded words "just imagine having a poo in reverse" run like hell cause while your brain is trying to comprehend the logistics of that they will bloody get ya
I took my sample into the lab and the stupid girl asked how old is was, it needed to be fresh, as I handed her the little bottle I said " it's still warm" that took the smile off her dial.
My brother had it done,after seeing what he's been threw as a result I'd say don't get it done .
You would not believe the shit he's had to deal with.Don't think any guy should have to go threw
that sort of torture for any reason. Her having the tubes tied would be my choice .
I got peas inserted in mine, nearly as big as my balls, doc said if they start to grow thru your scoutmaster you better come back, I also had mine done in a retire home surgery, spent an hour having a cuppa and a talk with the oldies straight off the table, think we discussed world war 2
This is giving me flashbacks,getting th snip from Dr snook and him saying lie back this will.only take a minute
As I lay back my pipe clenched up and thought so this is how.the misus feels
Keep the container in your pocket. What I got told to do to keep it he right temp
This is a nasty hunting thread:o
Anyone noticed the related thread to this topic is skin tanner
yep, but ya got to have a series of tests over time to estblish whats normal. Unfortunately I got an old school doc who thought I had either bowel obstruction or kidney stones.
Had to confirm, I could hear the bloody missus laughing all the way out the bloody door as she scarpered.
We have no kids so no snip required for me,