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    anyone had the snip?

    hey all my good wife would like me to get the snip! has anyone here had it, and if so how did it go? I not to keen on anyone cutting anything down there, I have heard a few bad stories.

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    easy as -doesnt hurt -just dont go lifting anythink heavy for a few days-

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    Maybe in the wrong section? But yes. It all went fine (uncomfortable having your nads handled by another man and his assistant and I'm not even sure why she was in the room?) until he got out what I can best describe as a tig welder! Holly fuckballs!!! burning flesh with an electric ''arc'' sound and smoke coming out of places you don't want smoke coming out of!!! But all said and done, a little short term pain for long term gain.

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    Na no problem,harden up man and just do it,your missus will love ya for it.Just don,t over do stuff for a couple of weeks afterwards.

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    Fuck yeah ill do it, you won't feel a thing, well you'll probably pass out after the first snip!
    My son was telling me about his mate, had one on Friday, haha didn't earth him properly first cut, WACK, shock where it hurts most, re earthed second cut WACK same thing, he said never again, we had a good laugh.
    I had one about 30 years ago, no prob just wore a jock strap for a couple of days, nurse removed the stitches with her teeth as a reward!
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    Boom, cough,cough,cough

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    the hardening up bit is wot started it all!
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    Look at it this way, I was sold of when the doctor told me it would be better for my heart as I got older if I had one, worked so far
    Boom, cough,cough,cough

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    My wife insists I don't get a cut due to the latest link between the snip and prostate cancer.
    I got a pass. No bugger is going near there with anything sharp!


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    Do what ya want! Ya will anyway.

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    Clear on that front as well, I think it's a bit of bullshit, nearly every male will die with prostate cancer, but it won't be their cause of death, regular check ups no matter if you have had a snip or not, and if it needs to come out there just one thing you need to find. The best surgeon in NZ to do it. I think that guys in Tauranga at present and he does it laparoscopically. Get the wrong surgeon and shit I don't want to know
    Boom, cough,cough,cough

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    Pretty sure Neckshot is a stare after having all the boys.
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    yes that's right ......................after the job is done just have a bag of pee's to put on your deflated nut's and a dozen piss to drihk and youll be right as rain at work the next day mate.
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    Easier for you than ya bride. Do it, and no more worries

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    No problem at all. Nothing changes except you just become "all river, and no fish".

    Truth is, sterilization is a big op for a women and nothing for a man. They have the babies and put up with a lot grief being a women. Its the least we can do.
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    I hear where your CUMMING from
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    worked for me. Swollen up like 2 purple tennis balls, kids jumped on my lap the next day. Had the op done 22nd Dec, so spent Christmas on the sofa. Dr said I had to make sure I had 12 weeks after op to clean out the tubes - then told the Mrs either she helped or left me to it. The look on her face was priceless.
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