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  1. 25-08-2013, 10:57 PM #61
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    Quote Originally Posted by Toby View Post
    Thats a bit of money just to get it cut. What happened to ole kiwi diy?
    Didn't have a gumboot big enough
    Boom, cough,cough,cough
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  3. 25-08-2013, 10:59 PM #62
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    I went through family planning and it was only about 300 but that's about a decade ago now

    Neckshot - buy her a strap-on - that'll get her thinking
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    The missu demanded they were minted.I was of my tits and drinking.those steiny cans
    And ringing people up and tellong.then all about blow by blow.......ba ha ha ha ha ha
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    I tell you what I'm gonna give my phone an old school river rock vesectomy in a fuckn minute aarrrgggghhh
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    Fuck this i'm out of here
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    Oh shit DD if Mrs DD is going to use that on you can I watch? Please please please please, I promise not to piss myself with laughing
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kiwi Greg View Post
    You are such a funny prick Dave
    I Try.

    I am confused though. I would have thought serving my country where I could have had my head blown off would forever exclude me and some others from being called a soft cock.

    Now I have to let some cunt tamper with my nuts so I can shoot blanks, to be a man.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 308 View Post
    I went through family planning and it was only about 300 but that's about a decade ago now

    Neckshot - buy her a strap-on - that'll get her thinking
    LMFAO!!! He has always wanted to anyway.
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  10. 25-08-2013, 11:19 PM #69
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    Quote Originally Posted by 308 View Post
    I went through family planning and it was only about 300 but that's about a decade ago now

    Neckshot - buy her a strap-on - that'll get her thinking
    That's some freaky shit......I like that idea!!! It will just give me that
    Extra edge lol
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  11. 25-08-2013, 11:24 PM #70
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    Quote Originally Posted by Neckshot View Post
    That's some freaky shit......I like that idea!!! It will just give me that
    Extra edge lol
    You will have to consider getting one custom made Necky. Also the possible injuries to your darling wife from wearing and operating something so big.
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    Ill be the one wearing it.......now think about that!!!!!,I'm not from two one
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    No I was saying that being a man is more than just ya dick

    And saying you should be immune from any criticism just cos you were in the armed forces is the sort of sad sorry shit that North Americans say - you are hiding behind patriotism and that is, as the quote goes, the last refuge of the scoundrel.

    I'm not saying that you've gotta be a real man to get the slice, not at all. I'm saying that guys who say that they are a real man cos they haven't had it are stupid - I have heard this from a guy who was genuinely worried that getting it done would take away his "killer instinct" WTF? If a guy is so bound up with his cock being the only thing that makes him a man then that is a highway to wankertown

    Yea arguing on the internet is like competing in the Special Olympics - even if you win you are still retarded


    Quote Originally Posted by R93 View Post
    I Try.

    I am confused though. I would have thought serving my country where I could have had my head blown off would forever exclude me and some others from being called a soft cock.

    Now I have to let some cunt tamper with my nuts so I can shoot blanks, to be a man.
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    I was one platoon but my twins are staying where they belong
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    Good idea, one in the pink, one in the stink

    Wait, this is still a hunting thread, right?
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  16. 25-08-2013, 11:37 PM #75
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    Quote Originally Posted by Neckshot View Post
    Ill be the one wearing it.......now think about that!!!!!,I'm not from two one
    No you were not. However you were trained by us. It must count for something. 1 RNZIR has always had a strap on, SOP.
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