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  1. 25-08-2013, 09:44 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by R93 View Post
    No bugger is going near there with anything sharp!
    With you on that R93 and not with anything blunt eiiither
    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
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  3. 25-08-2013, 09:46 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by R93 View Post
    My wife insists I don't get a cut due to the latest link between the snip and prostate cancer.
    I got a pass. No bugger is going near there with anything sharp!


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    Really?
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  4. 25-08-2013, 09:49 PM #18
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    With #2 rat on the way the wife was joking about this today
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    Well this will make you piss yourself boys.Its true you give a sample after 4 weeks or 12 weeks cant remember but I live in Dannevirke so we could send our sample's by Blood bank deliveries so they were 12pm and 4pm .So any way I had just had an op on my right thumb so had to do the bizo with my left wich was proving difficul,t on top of that it was ten to four and I was struggling to get the sample and it was about 30deg temp that day lloooll im laughing just writing this.Any way after a lot of sweat and swearing llllooolll omg I got there then bolted out the door running like a burglar to get the sample 5 mins down the road!!!!!!!...............I made it wheeeew the lady at the bank laughed her tits off asking why I was sweating so hard I told here id been running for an hr
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    Most of the comments have had me in fits of laughter, thankfully I am still only Young but have first due in 14 weeks
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    The boss got done and asked if it mattered if the sample was mixed with saliva.
    One of his favorite lines when asked if it changed anything is "apparently it tastes sweeter do you want a taste?"

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  8. 25-08-2013, 10:03 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by veitnamcam View Post
    Really?
    Hadn't heard that one.

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    Look it up. My wife is schooled on all that stuff. Chemist. I personally couldnt give a rats ass if its true or not. I am still a complete man
    Besides we have had 2 kids. I am pretty sure some unkown power in the universe will forbid us having anymore kids if the first 2 monsters are anything to go by.
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  9. 25-08-2013, 10:05 PM #23
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    fark sake Just checking............yep still here
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    Can't speak about the snip, no one is getting near my unmentionables with knife, however if the doctor utters the dreaded words "just imagine having a poo in reverse" run like hell cause while your brain is trying to comprehend the logistics of that they will bloody get ya
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  11. 25-08-2013, 10:11 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by R93 View Post
    Look it up. My wife is schooled on all that stuff. Chemist. I personally couldnt give a rats ass if its true or not. I am still a complete man
    Besides we have had 2 kids. I am pretty sure some unkown power in the universe will forbid us having anymore kids if the first 2 monsters are anything to go by.
    I've got a couple lumps on my plums dose your missus mind checking.them out? Just to put me at ease ?
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    I took my sample into the lab and the stupid girl asked how old is was, it needed to be fresh, as I handed her the little bottle I said " it's still warm" that took the smile off her dial.
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  13. 25-08-2013, 10:13 PM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by mikee View Post
    Can't speak about the snip, no one is getting near my unmentionables with knife, however if the doctor utters the dreaded words "just imagine having a poo in reverse" run like hell cause while your brain is trying to comprehend the logistics of that they will bloody get ya
    I reckon I am most likely gunna die of undiagnosed prostate cancer unless they can find a more dignified way of discovering it early.
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  14. 25-08-2013, 10:15 PM #28
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    My brother had it done,after seeing what he's been threw as a result I'd say don't get it done .
    You would not believe the shit he's had to deal with.Don't think any guy should have to go threw
    that sort of torture for any reason. Her having the tubes tied would be my choice .
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    Quote Originally Posted by Neckshot View Post
    I've got a couple lumps on my plums dose your missus mind checking.them out? Just to put me at ease ?
    I got peas inserted in mine, nearly as big as my balls, doc said if they start to grow thru your scoutmaster you better come back, I also had mine done in a retire home surgery, spent an hour having a cuppa and a talk with the oldies straight off the table, think we discussed world war 2
    Boom, cough,cough,cough
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  16. 25-08-2013, 10:15 PM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by Neckshot View Post
    I've got a couple lumps on my plums dose your missus mind checking.them out? Just to put me at ease ?
    No worries mate. I will let her know. She does her own operations specialising in removing lumps as well, so its a one stop shop.

    You may have to point out that thing you call a head is not a lump you want removed.
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