Thread: Rookie mistakes!

Originally Posted by Scribe

Don't sit on the old metal rubbish bins in the huts in your underpants. The cracks in the top can snap shut on one of your knackers when you try to stand up.

Hey Scribe that brings back an eye watering memory of the same result on a cracked plastic toilet seat......ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH... .'get it off.....get it off'..........

Originally Posted by Scouser

Hey Scribe that brings back an eye watering memory of the same result on a cracked plastic toilet seat......ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH... .'get it off.....get it off'..........

Two possum Trappers met on day up on a ridge and sat down for a yarn.

First Trapper. 'I sat on a possum trap I set on a log the other day and it caught me by the knackers. Ghastly experience, second worst pain I ever experienced in me life"

Second Trapper. "That's pretty bad mate but surely this was the worst pain you ever experienced in your life".

First Trapper. "Nah, That came when I got to the end of the chain".