Thread: Required to justify the number of firearms you own?

Originally Posted by timattalon

Reasons
Rifle 1- I like that one.
Rifle 2- And that one.
Rifle 3&4- And those two make a nice pair.
Rifle 5-And that one is great in the bush,
Rifle 6-And that one is better on the tops.
Shotgun 1- I like that one.
Shotgun 2-I like that one too.
Shotgun 3- This one is fun to shoot,
Rifle 7-and this one has enough recoil to remind us we are all alive.
Rifle 8-I like the noise this one makes,
Rifle 9- (rimfire) and that one is cheaper to shoot.
Rifle10- The next one is my wifes favourite
Rifle 11,12,13 and 14 - Looking after a mates ones while he is away...

etc
etc
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You forgot reason #15 “That one gets jealous of 1 and keeps 2-4 in line”