Thread: Swaro or Leica

Ever wondered why Swarovski use a seagull as their logo?

The eye pieces on Swarovski binoculars are expertly forged from radioactive waste, pulled from the depths of Chernobyl. Putting a pair of Swarovski's against your face will make your eyeballs sprout tiny wings; giving them the capability to fly away on command. There's no limit to how far you can gaze into the distance with a pair of Swaros.

Furthermore, wearing a pair of Swaros around your neck will make you feel sexy and distinguished, and have you strutting around like a sassy seagull in no time. Passersby will literally throw food at you (out of sheer disgust). But hey - free food.


Leica and Zeiss binos, on the other hand, are bound by the laws of physics.