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    Toby, you honestly do not know what you are missing.
    Do what ya want! Ya will anyway.

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    focus on getting that collecting jar around the wards and you'll be right mate . . . .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Toby View Post
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    I recall goats used to carry the human variant of syphylis - introduced as a 'control measure'. Not sure what you'd get off a hind. Angry stag?

    Stick to collecting pregnant-mothers-pee. I'm sure its much safer.

    you could wear rubber gloves and a whole range of other latex products if contamination was an issue.

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    If ya get bored with the stags Toby ya can roar a new missus up. I roared my one out of the scrub 20 years ago. Only problem was I miss-fired and now I cant get rid of her
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    Hahaha That could possibly become a famous quote one day if it isn't allready. I am thinking about roaring a job up first.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Toby View Post
    Hahaha That could possibly become a famous quote one day if it isn't allready. I am thinking about roaring a job up first.
    Maybe. If my stunning wonderful wife reads it here or every hears me say it. I will definitely have to settle for any accolades, posthumously.
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    Quote Originally Posted by R93 View Post
    Gotta love SE Asia eh, Rushy? Every young red blooded kiwi male could do with the experience I reckon.
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    [QUOTE=7mmwsm;95361]thought that toby might be gullible enough to give it a whirl.

    Thought wrong
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    [QUOTE=Toby;95362]
    Quote Originally Posted by 7mmwsm View Post
    thought that toby might be gullible enough to give it a whirl.

    Thought wrong
    But you where bloody close a mate
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    You guys have all been leading Toby astray.
    Stags don't root pregnant hinds they root ovulating ones.

    Just go to the pub and pick up a chick. Any one. They get horny when ovulating so you won't even have to ask cos chances are she is.

    That's how we end up with so many solo mums

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    Quote Originally Posted by veitnamcam View Post
    You guys have all been leading Toby astray.
    Stags don't root pregnant hinds they root ovulating ones.

    Just go to the pub and pick up a chick. Any one. They get horny when ovulating so you won't even have to ask cos chances are she is.

    That's how we end up with so many solo mums

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    yea having four boys you can tell i have a degree in picking when shes in heat!!!! so i tend to stay away from the strays as they seem to be in heat all the time
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