Thread: married to a kiwi Discussion 2 it all started in Bora Bora

Originally Posted by Sideshow

Well mine was wearing a very nice Bikini....so maybe if your victims had you may have made that jump too

Yeah, the budgie smugglers just didn't really do it for me.

Originally Posted by gadgetman

Yeah, the budgie smugglers just didn't really do it for me.

That’s why I got one minus the budgies anyway moving on can’t be hijacking the thread ah there might be a story in here about those days of yore....if we ask Mrs Sideshow nicely

Originally Posted by gadgetman

Absolutely looking forward to it. So is Mrs gadget.

And you do realise that, just because you stop someone drowning, you don't have to marry them. I certainly didn't marry any of the blokes I rescued, ... wait, I think I know where I might have gone wrong ...

Hi @gadgetman It was a moment of madness I do agree. I was just so traumatised by being thrown into that washing machine that was the Nile, I felt I needed to show him my gratitude.....He did turn out all right though, once I got him to wear shoes when he went to the supermarket in London and once he learnt that there is something else beside beer. I wasn't too impressed when he downed a bottle of Cloudy Bay in one go though.....

Originally Posted by Mrs Sideshow

Hi @gadgetman It was a moment of madness I do agree. I was just so traumatised by being thrown into that washing machine that was the Nile, I felt I needed to show him my gratitude.....He did turn out all right though, once I got him to wear shoes when he went to the supermarket in London and once he learnt that there is something else beside beer. I wasn't too impressed when he downed a bottle of Cloudy Bay in one go though.....

I too did learn quite young that there were other things beside beer. Things like chips/crisps, peanuts and pickled onions.

Originally Posted by Mrs Sideshow

once I got him to wear shoes when he went to the supermarket in London

shoes?????!!! ......to the supermarket????????

could be worse i spose ..... could have made him wear crocs

Originally Posted by scotty

shoes?????!!! ......to the supermarket????????

could be worse i spose ..... could have made him wear crocs

Weren’t invented thank god oh it was central London and to make matters even better I was with my future mother in law

This is great. I will point out now that the Nile is way longer and contains more turds than the Waikato. As you were..

Originally Posted by Tommy

This is great. I will point out now that the Nile is way longer and contains more turds than the Waikato. As you were..

should be able to make a good beer then...........

Originally Posted by Tommy

This is great. I will point out now that the Nile is way longer and contains more turds than the Waikato. As you were..

Oh year one of my dreams when I went to Africa was to swim in lake Victoria one look and I was like NO I’d rather swim in Dads effluent pond
But here in the Victoria Nile dodging turds was the last thing you would have been thinking about enjoy
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KGo84f9umAk

What block are you heading to ? I may be able to help with info on it.

Thanks @ghosts I’ll pm you.

Bloody brilliant !!!!!!