Thread: Toby's day. (By Rushy)

a figure ,lone and camo clad
stood proud at pearly gates.
A hand reached forth and tolled the bell
a dong was heard afar
and yo a bearded figure walked
As great gate moved ajar

what seek you here
young stranger man ,
Isee youve travelled far

the name is toby fellow ,
From newzealand here Ive came.
no more for me
the mountain thesea and lovely rich fat game.

Ive enjoyed ,the deer ,the thar ,
a big fat mallard duck ,
but the bastard cancer hooked me
and ive run outta luck

Ive left many friends behind ,
a loving family too,
I really did enjoy my time ,
complaints Ive very few

however enough for here iam ,
I'd like to take a look
Take a big fat stag on yonder hill,
a wee trout in the brook
I see you some nice fat ducks ,
and rabbits in your grass ,
Ya know what bloody brads would say, they dont lookgood
after a .270 up the arse.

Isorrow for your lonely plight ,
though your language could improve ,
let me consult the big old boss,
before you make a move

ok then ya bearded one,
go
but hurry up ,
I feel my sap is rising
and me huntin urge is up.
finally just tell him ,
If i cant walk through his halls ,
I'll decorate those pearly gates

WITH A GIANT COCK AND BALLS!
Well there it is folks -its been roamin through my head since tobys departure and ive finally committed it to the forum!