Thread: We are All Doomed

well, better than our sun still have 5 billions years to go

Better go and buy all the toilet paper....

That was one of the weird things I couldn't figure out during Covid. Everyone must have been planning on doing a hole heap of shitting needing to buy up all the arsewipe

Originally Posted by rugerman

That was one of the weird things I couldn't figure out during Covid. Everyone must have been planning on doing a hole heap of shitting needing to buy up all the arsewipe

It is an international thing. In the US the Democrats buy toilet paper and sardines, the Republicans toilet paper and 9mm ammo or so I am told.
Grandpamac.

Dunny paper shortage explanation
Ms being a farm girl was stocked up for covid and we could probably have done 6 months , diesel being only issue to run gensets etc if Powe went to
shit ( having over 100kg of Buffalo and camel In the freezers

I don't shop but ms gets deployed to work with pos covid cases in isolation as they fly back, so she needs to stay with the diseased for 14 days , then do 7 days idolation then come home for 14, almost works in with my shifts. But not perfect
1 st time in about 5 years I go to a grocery shop
See these ppl coming out with their packs
Of dunny paper ( limit of 12 rolls / person
This biggish matriarch type with her pack of dunny paper , smoke in mouth ( no curlers in hair tho)and the 6 lil organ pipes each carrying a 12 pack of toilet paper. She opens boot of car, pack it all in
Takes out one roll and blows her nose
That's when the penny drops for me:
The bulk dunny paper buyers has shit for brains.

Some of us is old enough to remember washing nappies , not the disposable type , why wouldn't u just use some old towels and wash em , or use a bidet ,have a shit ,rinse with hose or take a shower

Really the dunny paper rush I cant get
So many other things I could think off
In AU THEY STOPPED us trading in guns and ammo 7 days after they closed borders , passed it through parliament etc within 7 days

But it takes em 7 yrs to discuss points like suicide intervention etc.
Only took WA GVNMT 3 Monts to pass legislation to ban high power rifles straight after covid
When the pollies fear , laws comes quick
Buy your local pollie a roll of dunny paper to blow his /her/ it's/ non binaries nose( apologies if I left out some term/ type)

Hope u ppl vote in next election

It's a nice theory, but the earth is obviously flat, atop elephants on a giant space turtle. Thus there is no "continent of Antarctica" to move, but rather a wall of ice surrounding our plane.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uD4izuDMUQA

Originally Posted by rugerman

That was one of the weird things I couldn't figure out during Covid. Everyone must have been planning on doing a hole heap of shitting needing to buy up all the arsewipe

Did they buy lots of moisturiser as well ?
Lockdown would of come close to crashing the PornHub site