Thread: When did the Hilux lose it's cool

Originally Posted by Tommy

Amarok pronounced "I'm a cock"

Amarok means the driver has a micro-penis

Originally Posted by Tommy

Amarok pronounced "I'm a cock"

Originally Posted by Steve123

Amarok means the driver has a micro-penis

Yep havent had any experience with Amarok drivers dowm here....must be an Auckland thing like 7mm08.

If you put "F" in front of "ranger" you get franger which also goes around a penis....this is an accurate description of EVERY Franger I have ever seen parked anywhere at any time and 90% of Frangers driving skills I have seen while on the road.

Hiluxes may not be what they used to be but at least their owners in general can park the bloody thing /stay in their lane/maintain a constant speed/pull over if holding up traffic.

Originally Posted by veitnamcam

Yep havent had any experience with Amarok drivers dowm here....must be an Auckland thing like 7mm08.

If you put "F" in front of "ranger" you get franger which also goes around a penis....this is an accurate description of EVERY Franger I have ever seen parked anywhere at any time and 90% of Frangers driving skills I have seen while on the road.

Hiluxes may not be what they used to be but at least their owners in general can park the bloody thing /stay in their lane/maintain a constant speed/pull over if holding up traffic.

Rangers are like arseholes up here, Every tryhard seems to have one for towing their jet ski, Amaroks are like the wank wagon ranger drivers on steriods, normally seen matt black with head light covers driven by fucktards with mini goatees and pointy shoes. If you see one down your way odds are some fuckwit couldn't find Queenstown.

Originally Posted by Steve123

Rangers are like arseholes up here, Every tryhard seems to have one for towing their jet ski, Amaroks are like the wank wagon ranger drivers on steriods, normally seen matt black with head light covers driven by fucktards with mini goatees and pointy shoes. If you see one down your way odds are some fuckwit couldn't find Queenstown.

Bloody laughing out loud! funny cos its true.

Originally Posted by veitnamcam

Yep havent had any experience with Amarok drivers dowm here....must be an Auckland thing like 7mm08.

If you put "F" in front of "ranger" you get franger which also goes around a penis....this is an accurate description of EVERY Franger I have ever seen parked anywhere at any time and 90% of Frangers driving skills I have seen while on the road.

Hiluxes may not be what they used to be but at least their owners in general can park the bloody thing /stay in their lane/maintain a constant speed/pull over if holding up traffic.

Rangers are like arseholes up here, Every tryhard seems to have one for towing their jet ski, Amaroks are like the wank wagon ranger drivers on steriods, normally seen matt black with head light covers driven by fucktards with mini goatees and pointy shoes. If you see one down your way odds are some fuckwit couldn't find Queenstown.

Originally Posted by Steve123

Rangers are like arseholes up here, Every tryhard seems to have one for towing their jet ski, Amaroks are like the wank wagon ranger drivers on steriods, normally seen matt black with head light covers driven by fucktards with mini goatees and pointy shoes. If you see one down your way odds are some fuckwit couldn't find Queenstown.

Sounds like you need a hug, a hilux owner will be along to give you one in a moment.

Originally Posted by Steve123

Amaroks are like the wank wagon ranger drivers on steriods, normally seen matt black with head light covers driven by fucktards with mini goatees and pointy shoes. If you see one down your way odds are some fuckwit couldn't find Queenstown.

Hilariously, I've been in an Amarok only once - went to Queenstown in it.

Also hilariously: on the trip back to Christchurch it got better fuel economy than my hilux on the open road. While towing three tonnes worth of car transporter and old boxy pajero.

Originally Posted by Jack_

Hilariously, I've been in an Amarok only once - went to Queenstown in it.

Also hilariously: on the trip back to Christchurch it got better fuel economy than my hilux on the open road. While towing three tonnes worth of car transporter and old boxy pajero.

Did you wear a mini goatee and pointy shoes?

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