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    Mucko hang Mohawk by the ankles upside down overnight and drain all the snot out of his sinuses and he should be right to equalise.
    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
    What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rushy View Post
    Mucko hang Mohawk by the ankles upside down overnight and drain all the snot out of his sinuses and he should be right to equalise.
    he just needs to hardn up

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    Quote Originally Posted by mucko View Post
    he just needs to hardn up
    Give him a cup of concrete and tell him he doesn't need ear drums anyway. Listening to fire sirens for all those years his ears must be fucked already anyway.
    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
    What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
    Rule 1: Treat every firearm as loaded
    Rule 2: Always point firearms in a safe direction
    Rule 3: Load a firearm only when ready to fire
    Rule 4: Identify your target beyond all doubt
    Rule 5: Check your firing zone
    Rule 6: Store firearms and ammunition safely
    Rule 7: Avoid alcohol and drugs when handling firearms

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rushy View Post
    Give him a cup of concrete and tell him he doesn't need ear drums anyway. Listening to fire sirens for all those years his ears must be fucked already anyway.

    Mmmm Dearest Mucko and Rushy, Im off line for a couple of days and I get slated for been such a big Girls Blouse...... Anyhow your helpful advice was greatly appreciated and yes I did take my medicine (concrete pills) as everyone on the boat witnessed me taking a concoction of drugs.End result I was able to dive yahoo!!!

    Been a long couple of days so I will post my version of the trip/truth after some much need sleep.

    It was great to meet everyone, and a big thank you to Mucko and Oneshootkill for organising the trip and I think it was Neckshot who made the trophys... ( apologises if I have got the wrong person.)

    Ps. Oneshotkill has anew nickname.......................................... .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mohawk660 View Post
    Mmmm Dearest Mucko and Rushy, Im off line for a couple of days and I get slated for been such a big Girls Blouse...... Anyhow your helpful advice was greatly appreciated and yes I did take my medicine (concrete pills) as everyone on the boat witnessed me taking a concoction of drugs.End result I was able to dive yahoo!!!

    Been a long couple of days so I will post my version of the trip/truth after some much need sleep.

    It was great to meet everyone, and a big thank you to Mucko and Oneshootkill for organising the trip and I think it was Neckshot who made the trophys... ( apologises if I have got the wrong person.)

    Ps. Oneshotkill has anew nickname.......................................... .
    Just trying to provide encouragement to you. How did the hunting go?.
    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
    What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
    Rule 1: Treat every firearm as loaded
    Rule 2: Always point firearms in a safe direction
    Rule 3: Load a firearm only when ready to fire
    Rule 4: Identify your target beyond all doubt
    Rule 5: Check your firing zone
    Rule 6: Store firearms and ammunition safely
    Rule 7: Avoid alcohol and drugs when handling firearms

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rushy View Post
    Just trying to provide encouragement to you. How did the hunting go?.
    Let's just say it was a successful weekend ...but I lost a potential friend. Sorry Mohawk!!!!!
    She loves the free fresh wind in her hair; Life without care. She's broke but it's oke; that's why the lady is a tramp.

    Rule 4: Identify your target beyond all doubt

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dougie View Post
    Let's just say it was a successful weekend ...but I lost a potential friend. Sorry Mohawk!!!!!
    There is a story in there somewhere Dougie. He is a fairly easy going fellah and all round nice guy.
    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
    What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
    Rule 1: Treat every firearm as loaded
    Rule 2: Always point firearms in a safe direction
    Rule 3: Load a firearm only when ready to fire
    Rule 4: Identify your target beyond all doubt
    Rule 5: Check your firing zone
    Rule 6: Store firearms and ammunition safely
    Rule 7: Avoid alcohol and drugs when handling firearms

 

 

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