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  1. 31-05-2013, 09:26 PM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by big_foot View Post
    On the subject on the differences of the sexes, I've heard rumours that when conducting business in a public toilet a female may be known to "catch and lower" to avoid the tell tail splash alerting others in the vicinity to the fact shes laying a dirty big cable!!
    No! With a hand???
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  3. 31-05-2013, 09:29 PM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by big_foot View Post
    a female may be known to "catch and lower"
    A man would never put in the practise to develop that level of skill
    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
    What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
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    Ah catch it with paper id imagine, kind of like an elevated firemans blanket???
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    Intense hay fever all your child hood meant at least one hanky at all times.
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    Quote Originally Posted by veitnamcam View Post
    Intense hay fever all your child hood meant at least one hanky at all times.
    Bummer VC that stuff is mean. Do you still suffer in spring?
    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
    What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
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    Late summer is worst for me .

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    I always take paper with me, the first three things that go into any vehicle are tow rope, jumper leads and bog roll. Similar with a bag, in goes the end of a roll of bog paper with the tube pushed out. Always carry a handkerchief too VC, as a result of surgery I have something akin to hay fever 24/7/365.25.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gadgetman View Post
    Rushy, you know way too much.
    GM I failed School Certificate twice (the second time with distinction) but I have spent a life time accumulating knowledge about some the most bizarre things
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    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
    What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rushy View Post
    GM I failed School Certificate twice (the second time with distinction) but I have spent a life time accumulating knowledge about some the most bizarre things
    Aye, the best qualification you can have in this world is a degree of common sense.
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    Obviously rushy has done a Special High Intensity Training course at some stage of his life with all of this knowledge of the different bum wiping techniques he has mentioned. And of all times I had to go and read a thread like this I was having peanut butter on toast for lunch kind of lost my appetite after that
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    Quote Originally Posted by hunter308 View Post
    Obviously rushy has done a Special High Intensity Training course at some stage of his life with all of this knowledge of the different bum wiping techniques he has mentioned. And of all times I had to go and read a thread like this I was having peanut butter on toast for lunch kind of lost my appetite after that
    Now there hunter308n is a great party trick for when you visit a flash house. Smear just a little bit of smooth peanut butter on the toilet seat and wait for the first indignant yelp. Ha ha ha ha
    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
    What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
    Rule 1: Treat every firearm as loaded
    Rule 2: Always point firearms in a safe direction
    Rule 3: Load a firearm only when ready to fire
    Rule 4: Identify your target beyond all doubt
    Rule 5: Check your firing zone
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    Rule 7: Avoid alcohol and drugs when handling firearms
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  13. 01-06-2013, 04:42 PM #42
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rushy View Post
    Now there hunter308n is a great party trick for when you visit a flash house. Smear just a little bit of smooth peanut butter on the toilet seat and wait for the first indignant yelp. Ha ha ha ha
    Ah yes but glad wrapping the top of the toilet bowl makes for even greater entertainment
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