Put the saucepan under some overhanging branches. Wait for a nice windy day (minimum 20 knots). Fill a large drum with freezing water. Now get into the drum and start casting.
Randomly move the drum around the lawn. After casting for 5 hours, consistently nailing the target, you MAY be ready to present a fly to a fish. No guarantees about the fish even bothering to have a look at said fly...
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