That had wifey and I chuckling out loud. Poor bugger
Was standing in the Clarence a couple years ago on a stag do. Had a bit of dried deer blood up on my shins from a recently gutted deer. Few of the boys were taking a dip and one had taken upon himself to go for a skinny dip, felt some thing scratching on my shin and looked down to see a decent sized eel having a chew. I leapt out of the water like a little girl, old mate in the nude was walking on water, hand firmly clamped over his exposed gear. Bloody hilarious.
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