Thread: Hiding Gun Cabinet Keys

Originally Posted by Cordite

I just have a wee safe with some bolt actions. Seriously, if I had a large / expensive collection it would be worth the fun of rigging a cheap safe out with a few crappy thin wood screws fixing it to e floor, to encourage them to dislodge it. Cram it with a few iron pipes, pieces of wood inside. Weld shut in a way not apparent from the outside to ensure they'll simply not be able to open it but rather must take it with them at the cost of not carrying off something more valuable. MDF on inside of it so they can't use disc cutters without generating a lot of smoke. A few cups or a deep pan tray almost filled to the brim with gentian violet solution on a top shelf, to ensure they'll look like smurfs once they start shifting the thing.

Dont forget the GPS tracker too...