Thread: Hunter rescued by helicopter after accidentally stabbing himself

Originally Posted by Nickoli

Sure, there are muppets who shouldn't be using them.
I sincerely hope you never need one....

I sincerely hope you don't fall over and impale yourself idiotically in the jugular on your PLB aerial. I mean, it could happen.

Originally Posted by Carlsen Highway

I sincerely hope you don't fall over and impale yourself idiotically in the jugular on your PLB aerial. I mean, it could happen.

Thanks for the well wishes - please don't forget what number to dial if you ever find yourself choking on your crayons

Originally Posted by Nickoli

Thanks for the well wishes - please don't forget what number to dial if you ever find yourself choking on your crayons

And I recommend that after you've pulled it out of your jugular, keep a constant even pressure by using the PLB to twist a tournaquet.