Thread: More Pistols and Semi Autos Stolen

As i once said to a security guy TRYING TO SELL ME a vastly overvalued system which had proven a big failure in aussie.
my security is multilayered
first the dog
big bastard -if he dont lick you to death hell dry hump you into submission-now the cats-well they dont like anyone except daughters so chances are ya could get in strife ,
the bird he never shuts up capable of screaming serratone off a bathroom wall,will let the dead in the cemetery half a mile away know some prick is ferreting round on the property
finally my wife-the last words an arsehole wil lhear"what flowers would you like on your funeral wreath""
he didnt make a sale(my brother who worked for a big insurance firm in aussie knew about these wiseguys and had warned me out.

the reality is folks in this day and age ,there are those for whom "Iwant it"is lifes mantra"and they spend all their waking time fixated on that.the only cure is death and one hopes the casket aint been stolen.